It was 1984, and Prince topped the charts with "When Doves Cry."  It was a time of Ghostbusters, Dynasty, and Ronald Reagan.  That year also gave us the birth of an adorable baby boy to a young couple in Wiesbaden, Germany. 

When Chris was young, his family settled into rural Central Florida.  His parents nourished every sliver of artistic talent he had, no matter how insignificant.  This was due to the fact that art (and not sports) occurred indoors and the heat in Florida is a sonofabitch.

He attended college at the illustrious University of Central Florida where he majored in Broadcast Journalism - a degree that his mother wishes he would have stuck with.

But alas, Chris could not escape his passion and his unrelenting desire to show everyone from high school how cool he really is.

Chris lives in in North Miami Beach.  He enjoys doing things in his free time.  But he has none, so whatever.

His artwork can be purchased at Real Heads Know!